Saturday, August 15, 2015

Love Letters to the DOH

DOH= Department of Health

Dear DOH,
How dare you walk into the hottest new restaurant in town on a FRIDAY NIGHT and completely halt service for two hours so you can do your inspection. As if that weren't enough, you then proceed to sit down for dinner at said restaurant. Rude. 
Love,
Kelsey

Dear DOH,
In no reality is the cuisine at Santina "Armenian" so you should probably get your shit together and update your website. 
Love,
Kelsey

Dear DOH,
Thank you for the single worst night of service I've had in my short career as a waitress.
Love,
Kelsey

Dear DOH,
You ruined my Friday night and I hate you.
Love,
Kelsey

Dear DOH,
You have no friends and no one likes you.
Love,
Kelsey

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